I’m just gonna keep using systemd

Just use something simple with systemd. The Linux community is its own worst enemy, in inviting people to come to Linux because it’s so simple and beginner friendly, then the trap snaps shut and they tell you to pick a distro and all you have to do is decide on either gnome, plasma or cinnamon, and between arch and debian and ubuntu, and between snap and Flatpack, between Vim, Emacs, nano, and micro, between Wayland and the other one, between systemd and violent self-fellagelation, and whatever you choose, make sure it’s FOSS and exactly what the next person on the forum used and as pure as the driven snow or you’ll be bullied, belittled, and trolled by egomaniacs, elitists, and gatekeepers until you fawn like a thrashed housewife who ‘only gets hit when she fucks up’, or you give up and install windows again.

Just use whatever works for you, makes your life easier, and avoid the Linux purity circlejerk. When it stops working for you, use something else. Go your own way.

If you don’t know what systemd does and you aren’t affected by this, use it. If there’s closed source software you wanna run, run it. If you want to install a snap, do it. If you like using VS code, install it on your Linux, it works great. You will never be pure enough to satisfy the Linux community.

Just keep using it, if it works for you. Every company that makes browsers is a bit shit around the edges, there’s no perfect, pure, wholesome browser. Just use what you want. If you like edge for android, use that. If you want to use vim, use that too.

You know those rubber feet things you can get that you put on furniture legs? I love those. Block out the LED lights on the air conditioning in the bedroom, computers, etc.

I think black nail polish can work too, if you know any BTGGs.

Who will log the loggers?

Now you have to install it it’s the law

It would not surprise me if the US declared it’s control over the strait of Hormuz and demanded Russian and Chinese vessels pay a “security fee” per tonnage to allegedly offset the cost of the US doing unilateral security of vessels, while boarding and stealing those who don’t pay the transit fees.

Of course, the cost for the war will be paid by the US taxpayers, and the security fee will go into the pockets of the wealthy. This would be textbook example of two axioms, “Create a problem, sell the solution” and “Privatise the profits, socialise the costs”

How do you move a whole ass bedroom?

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

I’m just a fussy bastard, and I like everything to be ‘just so’ on my computers and phones. If I want to move a zig, I’m gonna find a way to move that zig.

A launcher is the thing that displays your home screen and app list. Where you can dock and undock apps, widgets, ect. Also known as a “home app”. The default android one is Quickstep, but it’s dogshit and not customisable.

A 3rd party launcher lets you tweak size, appearance, shape and colour of app symbols, home screens, and widgets.

Nova launcher was the GOAT of launchers until some corpo bought it and shoveled spyware and ads into it.

No hate against the original developer, he did a good job and honestly I would have sold my project too if it bought me financial security and freedom from the tyranny of the daily grind. Besides, by that time there were already other good 3rd party launchers out there

Saddam is hiding in the first comment.

I’m with you. Washing your hands in one of these faucet is like trying to fuck a fat chick in a phone booth

Why is this so ominous?

“You’re not complaining right! Why are to complaining that way, you should be complaining this way!”

Typical Linux user

What’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched your sea bananas!