Can you be my boss plz?

Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

Not long before AI just tells me to google it, or read the manual.

Its posed as a question, and the answer doesnt definitively say yes or no. Therefore, totally legal, cool and normal

Why do they hate us so?

Please look at the following picture

The dremel school of IT support

Not today, CIA!

I believe in the UK, and maybe here in Australia, the laws are simple.

1. There must be a price label on the shelf

2. The price label must have a secondary price per 100g/100ml/100 units, to help consumers judge value and combat shrinkflation when a 325g can of beans is $x but a 4pack of 125g beans is $y.

3. The price the consumer is charged at the counter must be the same as the price on the shelf, not higher or lower.

Colesworth still try to pull a fast one on consumers in other ways with loopholes, but generally we know the maximum that we’ll be paying at the counter.

The R9X is a kinetic kill missile which can kill a person without injuring someone standing 2m away.

Dearest ChatGPT, What the fuck is a shared secret?

I would be afraid its a trap, like clicking the link might add me to a radical MAGA hit-list or something.

Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

Charge them extra for working outside of business hours

Send them a bill for “website toner”

You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.

I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.

straightens tie

We are not the same

Set opacity to 100%

VirOS

What actually is devops?

What was kiwi?

Its just shit.