Dual boot at least until you settle on a distro and get comfy with it.

These search results might be a good starting point for you.

Make replicas and send the originals back.

With today’s technology and help from skilful artists I doubt that anyone could tell the difference.

That’s bleedin disgustin ainit.

Revanced ;-)

Nope.

I would have used Revo Uninstaller - the free version to remove it. After it runs the uninstaller it finds registry and file items left behind by the uninstaller.

“trying to set fire to the building”. Dumbest arsonist on the planet if that was the case. 1/10, could do better.