Honestly baffled why anyone still gives a shit about jewels. Literal useless rocks extracted by slave labour from France’s colonies with no industrial or personal uses, and formerly owned by a disgusting aristocrat as a way to show off his disgusting wealth.

Most jewels are just aluminum oxide crystals with colored inorganic impurities. Who cares if they’re stolen, just make more. The camera lens on your phone and the tube in an old school sodium vapour street light are jewels, and far purer ones than what you can dig out of the ground.

What movie? 🍿