Lawns were a mistake
As a space behind your house where kids can run about and play, that is safer and nicer to look at than a concrete or bare-earth yard, then I totally support it, particularly if you’re in a climate where they don’t need much help. As a big pointless expanse to look at and not use for anything, or in parts of the world where keeping the lawn requires massive effort and expense and continual watering, it’s a huge waste. And if you’re going to have a lawn, at least put some flowerbeds around with pollinator-friendly plants.
My garden has a lawn, because I have a toddler. It also has deep borders stuffed with plants, and at this time of year you can’t go half a minute without seeing a bee or a butterfly or something. Also, in this part of the world I don’t have to do much to keep it looking good, besides mowing it and chucking a bit of seed on the occasional worn spot.
You: “Touch Grass”
You, later: “Not like that”
This is Spezs fault somehow
Spez needed to touch gras so he stole some.
The grass would probably spontaneously combust from his body odor before he has the chance to touch it
Should plant something more wild and ecological anyways 😔
r/NoLaw- oh wait
@MagsIFellFor
They’re just taking it inside so they can touch grass from home.
Is this really MILDLY infuriating…
Mildly infuriating probably because it’s not their own grass
Fair point
Perhaps an equine-deficient, bean-abstainer was in need of a lift, and well you know how that old saying goes…
Where is this?!
Can they please come steal my grass?
/Nolawns
Jack and Jill ar it again?
Lawns were a mistake
Probably a couple local gangs having a turf war. I’ll see myself out…… :)
My guess, the reverse is true - people fixing the lawn
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