The Explain XKCD for this comic is gold.

However birds do not use GPS to navigate, [citation needed]

It does not give the exact answer, only an approximation.

They said “the official version”.

As the OP said, there are FOSS hosted forges. You don’t need to self-host.

With SourceHut, other people can submit patches by e-mail, no need to create an account.

Not if the language is standardized from the start.

An alternative would be a language with a simpler syntax. Something like XML, but less verbose.

Have you read the CommonMark specification? It’s very complex for a language that’s supposed to be lightweight.

Markdown is terrible as a standard because every parser works differently and when you try to standardize it (CommonMark, etc.), you find out that there are a bajillion edge cases, leading to an extremely bloated specification.

C:

return *(solution_t*)&problem;

Indentation is visible, and much more so than braces.

PEP8 is clear about that.

Actual C: Problem → Segmentation fault

xaf (extract a file) auto-detects the format.

Time to use the Element Picker feature of uBlock Origin.

Good. Spaces and tabs for indentation should never be mixed in any language other than Whitespace.

Poe’s Law moment. I can’t tell whether the terms are made up for the sake of the meme or actually used by gender theorists.

It’s clearly a conspiracy by Big Scale to sell more scales.

But only supports expensive devices, as far as I’m aware.

Looks like your sarcasm detector is broken. Just like Teams.