vanZuider@feddit.detoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.ml•How TCP and UDP packets come to the worldEnglish
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1 year agoOld but gold.
Old but gold.
IT support, on the other hand, is more akin to exorcism. In a shaking voice the terrified user describes all the classic signs of a possessed computer, yet when you enter their cubicle and ask them to show you the polterbug, it has already fled in terror and the computer is working flawlessly again. You perform the ritual of reboot anyway, just to be sure.
If the Headquaters are situated in the ocean, they are Headqwaters.
Don’t call it “accidental database deletion”. Call it “unannounced live exercise of backup procedure”.
I’m tempted to put on some thigh highs
Then you don’t even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.
AFAIK they’re not seriously considering it as a keyword, but they agreed that in all discussion about the semantics of exceptions they will use “yeet” as a placeholder for the keyword, so people will actually discuss the semantics and not whether the keyword is gonna be “raise”, “throw”, “except” or whatever (so-called Bikeshed Effect)