I’ve had Fedora encourage me to reboot, but I don’t think I’ve ever had it do so without consent (excluding when my laptop battery died).

Huh, I’ve never encountered this obstacle. On the rare occasion I’ve had to use Outlook, I’ve just used OWA.

I’m sorry for the challenges you’re facing.

You can use Teams on Linux through the web browser.

That seems very likely. I guess my YouTube search skills aren’t what I thought they were. Thank you.

There’s a reason for them! I can’t find the original video I saw about it, but this one explains it pretty well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UrqlMfwUC4

I also like how sarcastic this person sounds (at least to me) during their sponsor segment.

edit: Removed the timestamp from the YouTube link.

You sound like ElectroBOOM.

Back when bash.org was a thing (I’m aware it has since been archived in multiple places), there was a quote that went something like “you only have a name because your mother was suspicious it took nine months to take a shit.”

It’s not.

And the owner of Epic, which owns Fortnite, is rabidly anti Linux. I believe he’s made some concessions to lose less of the Deck market share, but he’s made many insulting and untrue statements of Linux and its users in the past as well as actively sabotaging Linux functionality in games that used to have it.

That sounds like an alliterative challenge.

I think you’re making a joke I’m too oblivious to get, but in case I was wrong:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsby_(novel)

(Not to be confused with a similarly titled book that definitely uses the letter ‘e’)

Did you ever read that book that was written without using the letter “e”? Now there’s something on which English - the word itself even - depends.

Huh, I’ve never noticed you write a message without the need to replace a “th” before.

Personally I’d rather it broke mine.

After recently being barely able to leave bed for eleven days, I was diagnosed with a slipped disk and given a nerve blocking painkiller with planned escalating tiers of treatment. You might consider seeing an orthopedic doctor?

I believe that’s on purpose, a subversion of expectations.

I don’t think I like you.

My gums hurt without looking at this.

Just kidding. My gums are one of the few things that don’t hurt.

be funny at your own pace

Taking this as a kind comment, this is probably the … Third nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Maybe fourth. Thanks.

Yes, I am pondering trying to take over the world!

… I’m too tired to actually be funny/relevant, but I appreciate your engagement.