Right!? I was excellent at French in college, but it’s been 35-years.

I say I say BOY! How dare you tarnish my FINE reputation with such slander!

(Um, I not certain I’ve ever operated a kayak sober, at least later in the day. Which is why my wife drives home.)

In college I got chunked in the drunk tank for riding my bike buzzed. Did the roadside aerobics perfectly, they cuffed me when I did the alphabet backwards and mixed up M and N. No shit.

Most business is over VOIP and so then is the fax.

I have a theory that somewhere in China there’s a warehouse with a trillion of these damned things. Want to make a cheap product? Grab a truckload!

Worst part of this story is the governor overriding local will. Hell, worst part of Florida is the governor. Much of the evil shit you hear about us can be laid on DeSantis’ doorstep.

Bro, the actual text is shorter than the summary. Not like it’s written in Middle English or something.

Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.

Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.

Mods: BANNED

Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”

Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.

The song is basically hyping how he’s so rich he’s got a Cybertruck.

LOL, look up “brothel laws”. :)

I searched “illegal for more than X people who aren’t related to each other to share a home” and came up with quite a bit.

If it’s mealy five bucks, refundable on contract fee to weed out the unserious, I’m fine with that. Look at your own example, “location is crappy”. That’s on the person looking if they couldn’t figure that out ahead of time. I can see a rental post being misleading, but having rented a dozen or so places, never seen anything unexpected.

Ever sold anything on FaceBook Marketplace? Do NOT put anything out there for free. You’ll be overrun by assholes, just as in the post you’re replying to. If you charge $5 or $10, those people actually show up.

Always figured that was the case, no joke. Ever try to automate anything even slightly complex? Edge cases and weird shit crops up all the time. Maybe something in the product description triggered this ridiculous box.

People doing the packing probably don’t have a path to get the occasional issue resolved, and likely don’t care.

Bro/sis, I pick every tiny bit I find, ALL of it. Bottle cap or glass shard? Hell no, in the bag it goes. OK, tiny bits of glass go in the river or creek, they’ll be smooth soon enough. Get a rock tumbler and you’ll see what I mean. Still find most litter unacceptable. But stay your hate a bit!

Much of what I catch is unintentional. We all lose shit in the woods and waters. I’ve picked up my own trash a dozen times. “Hey! Free coozie! Ah fuck, that’s mine.”

Wife and kids used to grief me. “Dad! Don’t go after that beer can! (from our little boat or off trail)” Now they compete to find trash. Wife makes me turn the boat around if she spies a fishing bobber. Hit the creek yesterday, didn’t find a single thing! Fuck yeah! Also, people see you picking up shit. We’re not only heroes but role models!

I clean the woods around here and have seen the “broken window” effect when I’ve been off trail for a month or two. Keeping it up? Nah, stays clean. Fight the good fight! Not a tiny bit of trash!

The important thing is to haul out more than we drop. I’ve drug hundreds of pounds of crap out of the local woods. Join the fight! (I know you already have, and you’re a welcome ally and hero!)

Wish I knew you IRL. You sound exactly like me.

Love seeing young people outraged by littering! LOL my god you ain’t seen shit. The highways all looked like this in 1970s America.

I haul shitloads of trash out of the woods and creeks, but it’s nothing like it was in the day. I’m thankful that crying Indian ad turned us around!

Bet money America’s interstate highway system would not pass today’s Congress. And can you imagine conservatives bitching about the spend?!

The construction of the Interstate Highway System cost approximately $114 billion (equivalent to $618 billion in 2023)…

For non-Americans, our interstate highways are federally funded, safe, consistently engineered and tie the country together. If interstates magically disappeared, our economy would collapse within a month.

Not sure I’m annoyed either. But lemmy will tell me to be!

too spicy for most animals

I volunteer as tribute!

No joke, my pig has turned his nose up at my leftovers.

I waffle back and forth with that thought. Every time I think they’re aware, I see another thing that makes me wonder.

Either way, I’m old enough to remember that saying stupid shit, even once, would kill your campaign. FFS, Howard Dean lost for yelling boisterously, once.

kids these days

I got bullied for not having Nike, Polo, Izod and Vans. That was over 4 decades ago.