Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I’ve come to call them the leaping gnu/years

I need to overwrite windows because currently I’m just considering my laptop unusable until I bother to fix grub after that…

I would normally put an if-statement before that to verify if IGNORANCE still equals BLISS

“Now roll over like a good customer…”

The article doesn’t seem to say what type of database they moved to, I’d like to imagine it’s an excel spreadsheet…

If you used Kelvin it would be even worse… 300F = 422K, multiply by 3 = 1266K = 1819F…

Why? Is pitch not accepting the merge requests?

No, I do not use Manjaro, I actually use Arch Linux secretly…

Translations below for the uninitiated

Install Linux: Reformat and rice your Rice Cooker
Linux: GNU/Linux
Strap on my Linux helmet: Tip my Fedora
Squeeze into a Linux cannon: sudo -s
Linux land: Distro Watch and/or Unix Porn
Linuxes: Distros
Linuxies: Honestly just other distros…

Yeah, it’s spelled “inherface”

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management