There are too many of these comics, I’ll make one to be the true comic response and unite all the different competing standards

Even better:

Free cloud storage that doesn’t require an account and provides no limit to the volume of data stored

https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

Warning: water turned into wine. This functionality is deprecated and may not be your intention. It will be removed in the year 50AD update .

Stay at home Wear a subnet? Wear a mask? Wear a class A network?

HDR and VRR (g-sync) compatible?

Sacrifice humans to the sacred alter of Exxon

The oil must flow!

I mean, it’s just consent

If someone has the knowledge and examples that OP does, I’m sure they may come to the same conclusion

But jumping to the end without taking the other party on the journey results in forcing someone to do something that they might not want, or be ready for