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If twitter users think it’s barely tolerable now, they should imagine how bad it’ll get once Trump actually takes office. They need to switch TODAY.

There’s a lady in my neighborhood who gives out juice boxes instead of candy. She’s become famous for it. In warmer years, trick or treating is thirsty work! I’ve heard that the parents sometimes ask for one.

Netanyahu is like a spoiled child who’s deliberately annoying the fuck out of EVERYONE, because he knows that there will be no serious consequences. Although Daddy US might pretend to scold him, ultimately, Daddy will give him as many bombs as he wants.

By all means, surprise away!

I would be completely astonished if this was legit. If you’ve already filled out the form, change you banking password and contact your bank immediately.

Damn that was quick.

Maybe they want you to be grateful that you could actually get to a hospital, instead of just suffering in the street? “Count your blessings”, instead of focusing on the negative stuff?

You’re right, though. This isn’t a great message for an emergency room.

I’m amazed and delighted that Ukrainian troops have managed to occupy a part of Russia for so long. I thought they would be driven out in a day or two. This is pathetic (and hilarious). It reminds me of the early days of the war, when Russia thought they would take Kyiv in less than a week.

I absolutely love the last line in this story.

Take away Russia’s balls and everything falls apart.

Edit: I guess I should have specified that everything in Russia falls apart. I’m not saying that it endangers the world or anything.

I, too, write articles about images, then include a potato-quality image to illustrate the article.

That’s cold.

They’re willing to take this risk for less than $4? What kind of miserable salary are these military employees being paid?

…Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who called the Colombian president anyone who ever disagrees with him an “antisemitic supporter of Hamas”.

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One of our candidates for president has said it outright, and Republicans whine about helping Ukraine at every opportunity. If I were European, I wouldn’t be sure I could count on the U.S., either.

“This is all repairable, all doable, particularly if we do it together.”

Translation: even though this bad decision was made without your input, we want to be able to blame you when it fails.

The number of organizations involved, and their complete uselessness, just makes things even more pathetic and (at times) unintentionally hilarious.

“…Baltimore International Seafarers’ Center, a non-profit organisation that works to protect the rights of mariners” is an actual nonprofit? Guess what, folks, you’re doing a shitty job! Somebody else is thinking about organizing a cricket match to take these guys to? Seriously?

I sure am glad there are at least two religious organizations involved, because “thoughts and prayers” always fix everything!

So… they published his full name. Another dead whistleblower soon?

…which is itself subpar.