A fire? At a Sea Parks? It’s wrecking my head! If she had said that her parents drowned, I’d be the happiest man in the world!

“It just seems like a weird place to go on fire” was the best, I agree entirely!

Well good luck, she’s in Italy now.

I enjoy quietly asking, “do these tips actually go to you?”

I’ve gotten a discreet “no” headshake more than a few times. Then you can feel justified taking however long you want to select zero.

This needs to be auto-replied to every doubting asshole.

Just… blatant. Plenty of time lingering on it. No cute pretending-to-fix-the-hair. Just an obvious, blatant nazi salute.