Offices are actually chill if you take out the cubicles and stuff. They are spacious, neutral, and have a bathroom and roof access.

At least keep the direct quotes intact.

Tropical Storm*

Hey, just here to let you know that I 100% agree with you. You’re being attacked for no reason.

That is the Hawaiian gods telling tourists to stop visiting.

That would be ironic, considering that gender wouldn’t matter upon hire.