That’s the point. The game is to be the last man standing with at least partial vision.

Sigh…come back after highschool chemistry.

The soda acid thing is also a myth. The PH level of your stomach acid is much higher than soda.

Edit: Yes, had that backwards…but my point stands…stomach acid is more acidic than soda. It’s not an issue.

Yes…I concur, it’s terrible for your teeth.

A 2 liter a day is still miles away from the amount you’d need to drink to reach unsafe levels.

I think you’d have to drink 3+ a day before you’re at unsafe levels if you’re 150lbs (and…well…if we are shitting on eating habits, 150 is a very light American).

A ping pong table is cheaper and less effort.

I shrug…I like WFH…it’s me vs the machine and that’s that. I hated the forced corporate fun when I was still in that environment. It’s “collaborative”…no…no it’s not.

Sure…having Little John spin the company party was a neat story…getting paid 50k more and working in quiet peace is a better one.

others need a bit of distraction like a ping pong table.

That is never the answer. If your business isn’t retaining people because the party culture isn’t party enough…you’ve got way bigger problems…and it’s probably leadership.