Of course it was Bakersfield.

Are you under the impression that every hot car death is caused by the same person?

Plenty of smart parents fuck up while sleep deprived. That’s what made it such a popular tragedy to make PSAs about.

Initial charges are just to justify holding a person, more charges can always be added later when the prosecutor has taken more time to examine the case.

Not racist: “A company was claiming a super smart AI was making decisions but it turned out to be a bunch of people in India doing all the work”

Racist: “haha I bet the AI is really good at phone support because it’s powered by Indians”

If the people don’t know that they’re eating painkillers, how would they even know to seek out more to relieve their withdrawal?

Also brown people don’t pay taxes in their fantasy world. It’s just another racist dog whistle.

That’s…literally the point of clearing cookies? Do you also complain that swimming makes you wet?

…for now.

Holy shit if there’s that much dust on the front grille of the computer I can’t even imagine how much is caked on the internal heat sinks. I bet you could literally double the speed of these computers with a vacuum or air blower.

TPM2.0 DRM crap?

You can avoid having your war crimes listed by not committing war crimes. Hope this helps!

But is it Enterprise Grade and Web Scale? RedHat has a lot of marketing legacy behind it.

Edit: I realize I probably should have specified the /s I’m making fun of RedHat marketing.

You know this stuff isn’t actually recycled, right? It just ends up in a giant toxic burn pit in west Africa and then they have kids with small hands pick through the smoldering wreckage looking for blobs of metals.

I swear you guys are worse than the porn aficionados.

Because Trump is a Russian asset intent on causing as much destruction to the USA as he can.

Is the USPS even equipped to collect customs fees? As USian I’ve never paid an import fee as an end consumer ever in my entire life. All of this is so stupid.

A well-liked card game on the computer.

Because the Axis powers lost, duh.

McDonald’s!