I noticed the middle finger in the next to last one too.

Man, I’d look elderly to you I guess. How old are you?

Middle age?!

Gooble gobble

Trust the process. Just buy a VIA or VIAL enabled keyboard and enjoy ra easy graphical setup.

I once saw neon pink truck nuts on a Prius. Peak comedy.

They had edit.com from the DOS era.

I guess now is a good time to knee-jerkily yell “session management!”

Apps and DEs with proper session management in place will still save your work in progress and restore it on next logon.

Have you met people? They’re the worst.

That was marvelous.

The quotes really threw me for a loop.

Who said that?

You have to have an idea of what you’ll run on it first.

Old corporate desktops will do for a NAS and basic light services. Look for one that has three drive bays plus an NVMe slot.

Imagine a corp negotiator being told they’d have to deal with The Overwhelming Majority. They’d be shitting their pants all the way to the meeting.

Aw. I was hoping it would be Overwhelming Majority. How cool would that be?

That union name goes hard.

Well done! Protip: You can use double new lines to format paragraphs. And full-stops.

Yeah, I started doing that and found out most restaurants will use doordash to deliver anyway.

No clue, but they could use nice.

Borg is amazing but I don’t think it’s a good fit for your case.