

The vasectomy was the best thing I did for my kids.


I miss Windows 95.
That ui was so damn clean. There was basically zero bloat and everything had a place
You might be interested in serenity.
Marketing is unethical because it is consentless


Doesn’t sound very covert


Everybody Sucks Here


Everyone was a newbie at one point


Nah. When the power turns off, im taking my go bag and living in a library and will continue to ignore the awful world i was forced to live in.


What happens when the economy no longer needs people?
The automated genocide of the working class. Duh.
Damn dude you got my image removed!


Sometimes I forget others really want to keep living. Excited to get the opportunity to pay more rent or wage slave harder for less? I guess some people are like really into that shit. Not me.



See you in 3 years when youre $20


Where can I put my case of beer, bed and computer?


The good news is you can choose to save your unborn children the pain of existence on planet earth.
Get a vasectomy. For them.


No LG appliances, no Samsung appliances… any other brands to avoid?


I always find anti bullying measures kind of a waste of time. Adults will bully you way more, it just isn’t a swirly.
it’s making you fill out an application on a job prospects website even though the info is on the resume.
It’s every month when we pay rent.
It’s every paycheck we receive that doesn’t include our surplus labor value.
It’s a overdraft fee from your bank.
It’s ComcastXfinity purchasing your local government and ensuring you have no alternatives for an ISP.
It’s the “unprecedented call volume” you wait through that happens because the customer service phone line is purposely understaffed.
It’s your health insurance denying your claim.
It’s everywhere. Just because we hide it behind a curtain of the economic system doesn’t mean it changes the nature of these interactions.
If you want your kid to be successful, they should be a bully. Bullies are successful as fuck. Every parent should be teaching their child to be the biggest asshole douchebag bully ever.


Ask your AI to summarize it for you. This is how we live now.


卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄



Inflatable bumpers that can be activated during emergency maneuvers to keep planes on deck.
Please donate my billion dollar idea profits to lemmy in my name. Thanks.
Sounds familiar