They can fucking try.

My work switched to a double ply… instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people’s war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.

Two years ago I was hoping the same thing for Mastodon and, to be honest, that’s kind of panning out. I’ve really found some awesome stuff and people that I’m genuinely interested in interacting with.

Somewhere at Twitter Headquarters… Intern 1: Oh look, I found two PDF’s with the company’s financial plan. Intern 2: Really, what do they say? Intern 1: Yeah, this one’s called “Show to the IRS” and this one’s called “Don’t Show to the IRS.”

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