The funny part will be when citrix takes 70% of their profits for using stuff it’s had patented for decades

Sounds like a classic australian fish & chip shop. “Minimum fries” gets you a bag the size of your head.

Is that before or after covid?

Chuck some american german relations iraq into your search engine of choice.

Tl:dr; france and germany opposed invading iraq, and took their vetos to the UN. America was…displeased. And this is where you start getting shit like the toddler level renaming of french fries to freedom fries and the far less subtle “you are either with us or you are with the terrorists”

Yeah it’s kinda playing out like that HR meme

The dude openly fucking threatened germany for not bombing iraq on command.

BP are starting to trade in RMB. How’s that for US “power”

Guess again, we have a 525

They did the same with their universal remotes. Fucking dead in this housre

Me, i’m still sorting the basement before i run RJ through it

I scored an embedded box 3000 we use in the bedroom

I’ve been using it for… god, feels like centuries at this point. Nothing else will do.

It also has an awesome compression if you resave oversized iphone photos for quick 'net sharing

Pfahahahahaaaaaaa

Weight makes you go faster

Leave it in a workplace fridge with a clear sticker saying “MIKES DO NOT TOUCH”

All it does is prove to the purchaser that the fuckers don’t trust the basic safety and fitness for use of their product. Spectacular self own.

Appeal system goes straight to /dev/null.

The bots will not be challenged

I got a three day ban for “violence” for using the phrase “i’m an australian and i’d punt the fucker”

We were talking about whether or not having a partner call you a cunt would be a breakup moment.

Well what do you want them to do, increase fuel efficiency??

Change the colours up to the gayest possible and you’re good