So Russia is going to invade Latvia next?

Rip DESRON, demoted to “support ships”

I am perfectly willing to believe that they heard Zelensky say he was willing to resign, and saw an opportunity to get him to kiss the ring. They fucked it up through sheer ego. Art of the deal

The planes on it aren’t

PC load-bearing letter

Okay, this is too much. Master Chief, let’s get the fuck out of here

All of which is fixed by a voltage regulator

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

AWAKEN, MY SINGULARITIES

Someone published all the hull numbers on Wikipedia

Super Convolution

Don’t forget the XKCD “WTFs per minute” review metric

Article is paywalled, but come on this is Bloomberg

2 thin coats? Was the worker’s name Duncan Rhodes? Make sure you apply Nuln Oil before you seal.

Most games have it, you just die first and ragdoll.

IRL: turret toss Olympics

Conservatives cosplaying as liberals online

Except that there weren’t any big emitters spotted, that being a dead giveaway and all

Good thing they didn’t go with pumpjets

Sanctions on Russia have crippled their ability to get modern chips for their war machine, so they have to rely on Soviet tech. They hurt Putin personally so much that he went and bought an entire Presidential campaign.