All of which is fixed by a voltage regulator

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

AWAKEN, MY SINGULARITIES

Someone published all the hull numbers on Wikipedia

Super Convolution

Don’t forget the XKCD “WTFs per minute” review metric

Article is paywalled, but come on this is Bloomberg

2 thin coats? Was the worker’s name Duncan Rhodes? Make sure you apply Nuln Oil before you seal.

Most games have it, you just die first and ragdoll.

IRL: turret toss Olympics

Conservatives cosplaying as liberals online

Except that there weren’t any big emitters spotted, that being a dead giveaway and all

Good thing they didn’t go with pumpjets

Sanctions on Russia have crippled their ability to get modern chips for their war machine, so they have to rely on Soviet tech. They hurt Putin personally so much that he went and bought an entire Presidential campaign.

Their biggest investor, Nasa, already knows

Your defense is terrified!

When one Kissinger falls, another rises to take its place

Because as we all know, ground based batteries are immune to saturation attacks because of their tiny magazines and inability to move, and battlegroups don’t exist.

The Russian navy is a bunch of rusting hulks crewed by glorified conscripts. People have been trying these tactics in the mideast against the US for decades, and they haven’t worked since the Cole.

As for interceptors, they are meant for ballistic or cruise missiles, which are also expensive. Ask the Houthis how effective they are. CIWS or RAM/ESSM should be able to handle drones easily, it’s just that commanders don’t want to take the risk.

But yes, the Pentagon is asking a lot of the same questions you are. Their answer is to put a lot of money into lasers

They asked for this