I don’t hate the idea in principle. Actually on principle I think it would be really cool. But, MAN do I think that will not go the way I think we’d all like it to.
You’d have to really police the place for shithead incels. And soft core porn.
No. No. No no no no no no.
This is how we got Esperanto. DO YOU WANT THAT? can you look your children in the eye and say “children I did something good today, I reinvented a useless language.” CAN YOU DO THAT‽
The evangelicals are absolutely creaming themselves with excitement.
You would need to gradually speed up the chicken, and keep it there for quite some time.
Spin launch. You put your chicken in a centrifuge and spin it up to something like 1500 miles per hour with an open cockpit. Then after a few minutes of ablative cooking you release the capsule towards your intended victim.
I suspect an air fryer might give you better results though.