Other countries should just start bombing american yatchs and jets. They’re much more likely to contain drugs.

Mr. Xi, please nationalize the stroopwafel industry. There is a huge market out there (me)

Operation Barbarossa 2: Surely this time it’ll be like Poland

Tired: the children yearn for the mines

Wired: the mines yearn for more children

Young men

There’s no need to feel down

I said young me- wait where is everyone going?

Those are labels you’d find on a Kelly comic

Maria Guaidó

Exxon Mobil and Total Energies drilling oil in Guyana and Suriname, already thinking about doing the same in Venezuela:

BTW, this isn’t him undrinking the Kool-Aid, he’s saying he’s scared they’re not investing enough in AI and it’ll replace all the other things Microsoft does through magic.

Oh god they’re gonna parade him around for another 30 years, aren’t they

It’s only fair that an unrelated country 9/11s the One WTC before the already ongoing invasion escalates.

Cuba should get to have the honor since they have the most reason to do it and are close by.

Where’s my Nobel prize for saying Russia should invade the US to overthrow its fascist government and implement a puppet? Do I only get one if I also intend to profit from it?

The US invaded Latin American countries for less.

Heck, so did the Dutch in Brazil, but that was colonizer on colonizer violence

If they had any semblance of balls they’d give it to doctors, journalists and volunteers in Gaza. Or just Palestinians in general.

Winds blowing south are now making all of Kazakhstan smell like piss

Even before the tariffs, >70% of exported Brazillian soy was sent to China.

Why instigate an invasion when the enemy is literally at the door blowing up civilians? This makes zero sense.

Maybe the US should stop giving him excuses to use them as an universal boogeyman if they want the 16th coup attempt to work.

Another nuke dropped in Vancouver? Man, he really wants people to forget the Epstein files smh

#RuthkandaForever