Just make them Wario ware style microgames at this point.

See kids, this is what happens when you stop pirating.

“Thanks for calling me bitch, asshole. Do your own shopping from now on.”

At this point i’m pretty sure most windows users have a degradation fetish they’re too ashamed to admit.

The fedora tells you everything.

Mumla? Is it even still being updated?

Call it what it is - copyright infringement. Piracy is the act of robbery on the high seas, but we’ve allowed media companies to take a shit in our vocabularies so we can’t call things by their proper names.

Looks at UTorrent happily leeching away

Looks at camera

It was on literally every third video, regardless of context.

When I watched youtube on my phone, logged into my google profile, I got generic TV ads for women’s hair care products.

I am a bald man.

Enterprise level hardware costs a lot, is noisy and needs a dedicated server room, old laptops cost nothing.

Meh, T&T is a bit too simplistic for my tastes. Was a good option for solo gaming back in the day, though.

Who the hell is buying The game of Life nowadays? Boardgamers don’t touch games with roll and move mechanics and small children are too screen addicted to play a board game. The only target market are probably clueless grandmas but even they are too savy to buy a boxed waste of time like this one.

Browbeating people into buying services continues to be unpopular, film at 11.

A cool film that used its low budget creatively has been turned into a crappy franchise on par with Halloween and Friday13th. Shame.

“No code, serverless”

So, nothing, hosted on nothing?

Linux is omnipresent in serverspace, while Windows Server is used for AD and nothing else. I would say that the usual aproach is moot here.

Great, does it still stomp over the MBR when you try to dual boot? Fix that first.

At this point I trust “criminals” more than I trust giant media cartels. Copyright mafia can fuck right off.

Opens dirty trenchcoat

“Hey kid, wanna try some Flatpaks?”