I called in sick today so I could skip all the meetings lol

It depends on the city really. I find that some cities hotels are just a way better value but other time air b and b can be good. Like for cabins and beach houses for example.

I want the title of scrum master just because it sounds gross. Keep your dirty hands off my scrum!

That’s the life of a bean for ya

Everyone knows you want to broil it

You’re welcome

Idk I would rather have one wife who did dishes than 2 that didn’t know how to lol

Thanks! I have been having fun experimenting with them.

I have been making interactive dioramas with Linux.

Because who would willingly turn that on? Lol

That’s fair but if you had proper test coverage there wouldn’t be much risk. Who has that though? Lol

True

This is why I usually don’t comment on stuff like this in PRs. If it’s readable and easy to understand it doesn’t need more abstractions. Even if it’s less code. What’s it save like a few bytes? That’s not as useful as the whole team instantly knowing how the code works when they see it lol

I will say though if a jr dev came upon the last code they would just look it up and learn something so that’s a total valid path too. Just depends on your codebase and how your team works. I think it usually ends up being a mix with larger teams.

If you can’t afford all of the responsibilities of owning a TV you shouldn’t take on that commitment.

My drivers are currently messed up because of a power outage. Same effect without any effort lol.

SRE is Site Reliability Engineer. I think the other two are screensavers maybe? I’m trying to decipher this myself.

Ok I think those are some kind of virtual machines or containers after reading other comments lol.

You joke but if you have to go in it’s nice to be able to walk to work. I used to go home for lunch every day for example. I saved a bunch of money

I worked in a few skyscraper type offices and they are pretty awesome. The view was always crazy and there were always good food options nearby right in the middle of the city. You could make a nice house in there. Just need the bathroom and kitchen to be near the center of the building. You could probably fit 4 nice size units on each floor of my old building. But they would want to make a ton of tiny overpriced ones instead so they will say there isn’t enough plumbing lol.

Having worked on all 3 of those I prefer python. I think C# is a much better Java alternative though. But it would depend on the project of course. Something like Python of JavaScript is nice for faster development. That’s my jam lol.

As for it sucking ass. Idk about that but it may be a cool feature to try out

I think you thought wrong lol. As an atheist I can assure you I don’t give a shit what anyone else believes haha