

Type h
for “hello” does literally nothing… ok… thought this was a text editor why can’t I even write… mash esc
still no response, try typing “hello” but no matter how many time I mash h
nothing happens. Right let’s leave and find a guide. Right so closing a terminal program that’s usually Crtl-c
nope that’s done nothing, erm, what else works, nano uses Ctrl-x
let’s try that, nope. Erm kill
nope nothing, fuck this I’m just closing my terminal. - my first vim experience.
I would be delighted if I saw something that whimsical and bad in the wild. It’s less asinine than a lot of other crap I do actually have to use that was designed by professionals.