That could apply to almost anything in the news nowadays.

At least my search for penis enlargement systems and local hookers aren’t making Google money.

I hope you get banned for your hateful and biggoted comments. I also hate ranch on pizza, but I care about the underrepresented class of people who do. They are humans and deserve all the rights as you or I. I am appalled that this kind of blatant hatred still exists in 2023. You, sir (or ma’am, or whatever pronoun you prefer), are a loathsome person and I’m ashamed to be in the same species as you.

Patch it with Revanced.

Do you have shared spreadsheets? I’ve been trying to find an alternative to Google Sheets, but I’ve not found one yet. Someone had suggested Disroot, but the spreadsheet doesn’t work well with Android.

There’s ntfy. I’m not sure if that will fit your bill or not.

They’ll never stop leaving.

I’m not falling for that.

As soon as they stop believing politicians

Thanks! I was using a fork of Geometric Weather, but it stopped updating in the background. Hopefully this one works, because I really like it.