Getting paid after every work day, never having to work overtime, having random friends is a must-have for promotions, which also come easy, house and furniture are always clean.

Cue some LoL tryhard bragging about being diamond for 5 consecutive seasons or something

laughs in plane simulator setup

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IF I HAD ONE!!!

Final Fantasy Tactics on PS1 alone can carry you back and forth, if you end up liking the game.

Castlevania Symphony of the Night is also one of the best choices for the console.

MenuetOS or KolibriOS

Maybe Haiku if you’re feeling fancy

clankers make the end result that sloppers (meatbags) eat up ;)

Why not use “zhe” or “ze”, so at least you sound like a posh continental yuropeean?

If that works with silly mobile games as well, maybe I can get my mom on Linux

Even South Park gave them a jab back then. S07E09

Removed by mod

Not only it rains, it also blocks sunlight and affects the temperature on the ground! TRIPLE BAN IT!!!

My favorite month, deculyuary, which comes right after septuneugust

Oh shit, gotta check the negative numbers as well!

Turning a CD into the equivalent of a vynil. Now that’s something I never expected. Looks like a CD could fit maybe 3 tracks?

True. A number of Patreon folk had to go for SubscribeStar or elsewhere because they decided to ban several types of fetish

injection, release or dispersion of a chemical… for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight

Time to shut down anything with a chimney or diesel engine, we just need to argue those things’ express purpose is to affect the weather and anything done besides that is a happy side effect

Ukrainians in 2022 were considered “almost european”, as in, almost “civilized”

They’re also equally dense

Or a fake limited time choice, as in, the character speaks as if they have to act or choose quickly! But if you don’t press anything, they’ll just stand there in a dramatic pose. Or go ahead and act as if you pressed the button anyway (Saints Row 3 had those)

Pretty sure Half Life 1 and 2 work that way, since the cutscenes happen entirely in game