I live here, and the best way I can describe it, is as “enthusiastically, and ignorantly, stubborn”

Happy to assist!

You can remove the douche from the apartheid, but you can’t remove the apartheid from the douche

Needs butter, eggs, beans, garlic (i assume you already have salt & pepper), rice (get a bigger bag, it’s cheap! Learn different rice recipes) and noodles…lose the uncrustables, the muffins, and the Swiss rolls. Get a big bag of cereal instead (good for snacking + breakfast) and a box of muffin mix (you get more for cheaper). Room for improvement, but good instincts with the veggies, just get some fruit too 🤙🤙

Edit- canned diced tomatoes and chicken broth really go a long way when making rice- I love using knorrs tomato/chicken bullion when making Mexican rice

His foundation is awesome

Thanks Russia

"You’re a fat little girl, aren’t you Mac?

“Nooooo”

“SAY IT!”

“I’m a fat little girl”