My 56k modem would get 15kbps. What exactly is going on with grandmas connection?

She on Freenet or something? Is that even still around?

Back in my day. Printers printed in dots. And that’s the way we liked it.

Put cabled in. And it worked.

And it was so satisfying ripping the side holes off.

“signs of life show the catastrophe approaching”

Edit: I’m so sorry. I ment to write that in sarcasm font.

Nothing says “we didn’t do it” like threatening to nuke one of the most peaceful countries in the world.

After all the worry about NATO and Russia starting WW3. It would be almost comical if it was India that did it.

Out of curiosity. What countries would back India’s unprecedented surprise nuking of Canada? Or would they just be opening themselves up to being attacked by the entire planet at that point?

Yes. But my version of Linux is better then your version. And that makes you a chump.

Cinnamon, mint, cocoa

Gosh there are a lot of food based Linux builds…

That’s why they made them that way. Possible deniability.

Next you’re gonna say the government wouldn’t ever intentionally infect 1000000s of thousands of people with a virus and then spend decades studying the untreated ailments of it.

Or bombing their own towns.

Or mowing down with assault machine guns their own population. Or poisoning their own drinking water.