I learned to type on a manual typewriter (quite a long time ago) . I’ve never been able to type on those membrane keyboard that only depress, like, a nanometer. Mechanical with a long keystroke all the way.

Think about how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.

• George Carlin

A story as old as time: People who make decisions being paid by people who benefit from the “right” decisions.