**According to God, he accidentally created the universe while “**blowing in the wind”. The wind caused an “overshot” and he found himself at the center of the universe. While he was there, he realized his creation was falling apart. He tried to put it back together, but accidentally created all life. The only thing he didn’t create was himself and he decided that, if he were to create himself, he would have to give himself some attributes. As the story goes, God, the wind and everything else in the universe were created in six days, but he had to create himself in “one day” as there wasn’t a whole lot of time to waste.