Every container image you pull from registry.k8s.io got there through kpromo, the Kubernetes image promoter. It copies images from staging registries to production, signs them with cosign, replicates signatures across more than 20 regional mirrors, and generates SLSA provenance attestations. If this tool breaks, no Kubernetes release ships. Over the past few weeks, we rewrote its core from scratch, deleted 20% of the codebase, made it dramatically faster, and nobody noticed.