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minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-220 hours agoFuture Microsoft care bots throwing the elderly from the second floor windows as there’s no fall damage under 5 meters and it is notably faster than the elevator.
minus-squarebrainwashed@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoJust pause mid fall, this resets the height calculation.
minus-squareTelex@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoYou just run with a stretcher underneath to make the two bounces to the ambulance.
Future Microsoft care bots throwing the elderly from the second floor windows as there’s no fall damage under 5 meters and it is notably faster than the elevator.
Just pause mid fall, this resets the height calculation.
You just run with a stretcher underneath to make the two bounces to the ambulance.