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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Richard's guide to software development

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Richard's guide to software development

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Masimatutu@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    Great, I’m the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.

    Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.

    WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

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      Who let my conscience post online?

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I hate VB

      I started (professional) coding with VB3 and loved it … entirely because I had been using Turbo Basic up to that point.

      Does anyone still use any version of VB?

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        The answer to “does anyone” questions is almost always “yes.”

        https://github.com/ultramsg/vbnet-whatsapp-chatbot

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          I’m pretty sure if I asked “does anybody still use Turbo Basic?” the answer would be “no”.

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            Depends what you mean by “use”. I’d be shocked if there aren’t any retro-computing hobbyist groups that still dabble in it.

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              Or if some airline out there isn’t absolutely dependent on it somewhere in the stack

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        VB .NET is actually not complete madness as it’s just C# with another skin

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