I was in the middle of making dinner when this happened. I’m grateful I poured it into a measuring cup first. Thankfully I don’t live too far from another source.
I remember milk staying good almost a week past its expiration date when I was a kid. Boy have the times changed.


What if she let’s a little moan slip on accident?
that’s a sex worker. whores can be found in congress.
specifically dirty whores.
Straight to jail