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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months ago

Before and after programming

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    Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

    Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

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      A language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.

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      That’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.

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        The jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.

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          Checks out

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      Does Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.

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        Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/

        I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.

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      I’d rather use a language that doesn’t treat me like an incompetent child, removing unsigned ints because “they’re a source of bugs”.

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