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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    Docker, no docking!
    Docker, no docking!
    Docker, no docking!

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      deploying docker-compose to production

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      Wait, by docking do you mean… docking?

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        🥺
        👉 👈

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          man touch

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Well… depending on the situation… it may be inappropriate [Urban dictionary - NSFW description warning]

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      Backup, backup…

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    People don’t actually do this, right? Docker inside docker inside a VM inside another VM? On windows? Right???

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      anakin.jpg

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      I’ve seen docker inside a VM before but that was just a dev box for testing

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        That’s super standard for actual infrastructure

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        That’s the most reasonable part of the image

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          Are you not losing loads of performance by stacking vms like that?

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            Using Docker in a VM on a Hypervisor is industry standard, using docker inside of docker may be okay for CI purposes but I wouldn’t do anything more than that in production if it’s not necessary.

            The stack from the image above (Windows>WSL> Docker>Minikube>Docker>App) is something you’d use on a dev machine (not a “real”, production-like test environment), in which case you don’t really care about the performance loss

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      Isnt that exactly what minikube is? Kubernetes in docker.

      I’ve used docker-in-docker images, but its usually not fun.

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      I’m pretty sure docker recommends that it runs under WSL when on windows.

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        Windows itself is technically running in a VM if you have Hyper-V enabled (not quite that simple, but that’s a reasonable approximation). Hyper-V is a type 1 hypervisor which means it runs directly on the underlying physical hardware, and both Windows as well as any VMs you create are running on top of Hyper-V.

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          Oh that’s an interesting tidbit, didn’t know that

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        Yeah, docker in a VM makes sense. Docker in docker in a vm in a vm though?

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        Yep, can confirm

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      I’ve ran Docker in LXC in a KVM before. I used LXC to have multiple containers on a VPS. Then I had to run something that works best with Docker, so I stuck Docker in an LXC.

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    Could also be a hyper-v layer around Windows “host”

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    deleted by creator

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      There are even layers within the hardware layer. :)

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        and of course at the lowest level the particle interactions are all calculated by cueball using rocks in a desert

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          relevant xkcd

          is this what you’re referring to?

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            yup

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        There are even several layers of transistors. And several energy layers of the electrons

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    Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

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    It’s windows host because it has the unique property of leaking to higher levels of abstraction and leaking to lower levels of abstraction, which is a technological feat that can only come from Microsoft.

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    TIL go is an interpreted language and runs straight from source code!

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.mlOP
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      obviously the shell script compiles the executable every time the image is run :)

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    Dora s’appelle Jane en anglais ?!

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      Non, Dora s’appelle Dora en anglais. The meme is just weird.

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      Non. Et effectivement Jane ça ferait moins latina. Tous les autres stéréotypes sont là pour apprendre l’espagnol

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    inb4 it’s actually some microcode change introduced to intel management engine

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    My abstractions are:

    • Physical hardware
    • Linux
    • systemd executing the service

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