• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Scrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?”

    Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.”

    Scrum Master: “But is it really?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.”

    Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.”

    Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”

    • dan@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Holy shit that’s too real. I come here to get away from work!

    • Carighan Maconar@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Don’t forget breaking everything up into ever-smaller tasks just so that something, anything, can be closed every day. 😂 Because the process matters, not the work.