𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前MySQL momentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down117
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minus-squareRagingToad@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 年前Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 年前Hi I need to add some data to the database. No you fucking don’t
Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
Hi I need to add some data to the database.
No you fucking don’t
Sounds too good to be true.