𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoMySQL momentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1419arrow-down117
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minus-squareRagingToad@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 years agoAllergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 years agoHi I need to add some data to the database. No you fucking don’t
Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
Hi I need to add some data to the database.
No you fucking don’t
Sounds too good to be true.