This is why we never gave her a bat mitzvah.

Oh, but does she want 8 Hanukkah presents every year? You bet she does.

Clearly she inherited the multi-generation Indiana family food gene from her non-Jewish mother. Either that, or this is not my daughter. Should I go on Maury?

I’m not even going to try with the gefilte fish. I don’t need the tsouris.

And I’ll tell you one thing- she isn’t going looking for an afikomen come Passover.

Non-Jews: it’s probably best to just ignore my rant. Thank you.

EDIT: Hmm. Guess people here aren’t matzo fans either. Oh well.

        • klemptor@startrek.websiteEnglish
          2·
          1 year ago

          That sounds like an amazing breakfast!

          My dad (Jewish but atheist) never bothered keeping kosher so he’d make pork chops with latkes (“hey, they both taste good with applesauce!”), or a savory cheesy matzoh brei with bacon - you get the gist.

    • BertramDitore@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      After lighting the candles we used to bang on the table and chant suf-ga-niyot! suf-ga-niyot! like the little animals we were…

      Needless to say, it took weeks to get the smell of oil out of our clothes with all the latkes and donuts we devoured….