I tell the barista the way I want my coffee is something she probably never heard of, then ask her why she wants to know so badly. My type of coffee is not your average 25 year old’s coffee these days, and laugh while asking why she wanted to know again. And then finally I’ll ask “Why should I share the coffee I like with a complete stranger?” Then ignore her.
Basically why they are single, you must be desperate lmfao
She’s desperate for asking a question and carrying a conversation? Tell me, how do you order your coffee in the morning?
I tell the barista the way I want my coffee is something she probably never heard of, then ask her why she wants to know so badly. My type of coffee is not your average 25 year old’s coffee these days, and laugh while asking why she wanted to know again. And then finally I’ll ask “Why should I share the coffee I like with a complete stranger?” Then ignore her.