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Netiquette@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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    That why you should never date someone who only codes in COBOL.

    • Pechente@feddit.de
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      Or lua

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      Or Fortran

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      Oh so much more than COBOL… ALGOL 98, APL, AWK, CFML, COBOL, Fortran, FoxPro, Julia, Lingo, Lua, Mathematica, Matlab, PL/I, RPG, R, Ring, Sass, Smalltalk, Wolfram Language, Or XPath/ XQuery

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        I had no idea this was so common.

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    System.ArgumentOutOfRangeException: Index was out of range. Must be non-negative and less than the size of the collection.

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    Ignoring the joke itself, I’d point out that she likes my income more than she likes me. Yeah, I’ve been burned, so sue me.

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    I usen Lua btw.

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    lets just hope he isn’t a Dream Berd programmer

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    haha woman dumb 🐒

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      🤦

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