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AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.mlM to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 years ago

Stage 1: denial

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AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.mlM to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 4 years ago
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    “Could it be that I’m shit at programming? …No, it’s the computer who must be wrong.”

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    It’s always a good idea to confirm the error in case it was just a glitch in the matrix.

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    So true. LOL

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    And then it suddenly works because I built a russian roulette using the random function

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    Stage 2: necro a two year old post as a form of procrastination

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    And then the floasing poin number got differently calculated on your machine to the machine your collegue is running

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    Stage 2: it works and you feel the dread that you won’t hunt that bug down until it crashes prod.

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